On Monday, a Montana TV station broadcast an emergency alert warning during the Steve Wilkos Show (whatever that is), declaring that “dead bodies are rising from their graves” in several Montana counties.
The alert claimed the bodies were “attacking the living” and warned people not to “approach or apprehend these bodies as they are extremely dangerous.”
It was quickly blamed on hackers, who somehow broke into the Emergency Alert System of Great Falls affiliate KRTV and its CW station Monday. So save those shotgun shells and sharpen those axes for another day, Montanans, the network says there is no emergency and its engineers are investigating…
Stay tuned, freaks, we all know that the day is coming!